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    Awesome! I can travel to the United States now!

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    by nicknielsen ·

    Just received this one:

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    United States Consulate
    National Visa Center
    32?Rochester Ave ,
    Portsmouth ,?NZ 03301-1500
    http://www.us-green-card-lottery.org?
    ?
    This mail confirms you have been selected?on your successful winning in our?U.S.A?Visa?Lottery program.?
    ?????
    Your visa duration is?(5) years multiple entries to the America , it is renewable upon expiration and it permits you to travel with your family. The visas have been apportioned among six geographic regions with a maximum of seven percent available to persons born in any single country.
    ??
    Case number:???????????????????????? 2010107470003399
    Preferences Categories:????????? DV DIVERSITY
    Foreign State Chargeability:??? THAILAND
    ???????
    Visa claim application (step 1)
    Your visa winning details falls within our Asia/pacific booklet representative office as indicated in the draw system and we have forwarded your winning details to our Asia/Pacific office for the processing of your visa acknowledgement Certificates. Therefore, FOR YOUR VISA FORM, REQUIREMENTS AND FURTHER DETAILS, contact our Asia/pacific consulate center with the below contact details;
    ??? ??
    Contact:- Mr. Edward Lwah
    Phone:- +66-826-725-057
    Fax:- +66 026-5-343-29
    Email:??usavisaa1@usa-11.com
    Alternative Email: mredwardleah@aol.com
    Mailto:-Office Address:Indra Tower suite105, 75/6 wireless road panthumwan-Bangkok Thailand.

    Advanced question.

    How do I make the claim of my visa?
    You will obtain your visa at the U.S Embassy in your country or any U.S Embassy nearest to you with your Visa Acknowledgement Certificates that will be processed and send to you by our Asia- pacific consulate. U. S. embassies and consulates will not be able to provide a list of winners until their? Green Card acknowledgement certificates are processed with their case numbers and placed on the U.S Immigration Network Database.
    ????
    Visa?processing fees
    Single: ($890)
    Dual/Family ($1,420)
    ??
    Do not reply back to this notification email (busy)?
    Please read and follow all the enclosed instructions very carefully.
    ??
    Sincerely yours,
    Ms. Christine Thompson.
    (Secretary General U.S Consulate)

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    Only two questions.
    Where is Portland, NZ, and why does it have a US ZIP Code?
    Why do I need a visa to travel to the United States when I’m already there?

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    • #3032157

      lol

      by purpleskys ·

      In reply to Awesome! I can travel to the United States now!

      but but but….now you can travel in your own country 😉

      • #3032152

        and…

        by jck ·

        In reply to lol

        it’s all [b][u]official[/u][/b]! :^0

      • #3032125

        Nick!

        by gadgetgirl ·

        In reply to lol

        you’re special!

        They’re just trying to prove that to you!

        😉 😀

        😡

        GG

    • #3032144

      I never got one of those

      by ed woychowsky ·

      In reply to Awesome! I can travel to the United States now!

      Which explains why I never go anywhere. 🙁

      • #3032143

        What makes it totally unique

        by nicknielsen ·

        In reply to I never got one of those

        I don’t have a passport, but I’ve got a visa..what’s wrong with this picture?

        • #2818811

          No VISA

          by m.smith ·

          In reply to What makes it totally unique

          I don’t have a VISA but I do carry a MasterCard. Will that work?

        • #2818754

          We take ’em all

          by nicknielsen ·

          In reply to No VISA

          Except that Barclaycard thing…

    • #3032135

      I KNEW you were an illegal alien!

      by charliespencer ·

      In reply to Awesome! I can travel to the United States now!

      Here to steal jobs from qualified US citizens! That explains your poor English skills. You living in Saluda with the rest of your hermanos???

      A ‘processing fee’ of $890. Odd, the gov’t only charges $131. So much for the efficiency of outsourcing 😀

      http://www.usembassy.org.uk/cons_new/visa/niv/fee.html

    • #3032123

      Ever since that Fort Sumter thing…

      by dmambo ·

      In reply to Awesome! I can travel to the United States now!

      I really don’t know if I agree with Obama’s Confederate Re-assimilation and Renewal Entry Policy (CREEP), but I guess I’ll just take a wait and see approach to it.

      Edit – I’m all about accuracy!

      • #3032115

        Y’all please edit your misspelling, you damnyankee.

        by charliespencer ·

        In reply to Ever since that Fort Sumter thing…

        There’s no ‘P’ in ‘Sumter’, sirrah. I expect y’all to correct your grievous error immediately. We’ve gone to war over less!

        😀

        • #3032102

          Or

          by seanferd ·

          In reply to Y’all please edit your misspelling, you damnyankee.

          “b”, for that matter.

          The unpleasantness may just return, if only for DMambo ( I hope).

        • #3032087

          MIght I recommend Harry Turtledove?

          by charliespencer ·

          In reply to Or

          Specifically his ‘Great War / American Empire / Settling Accounts’ series. Harry’s ‘alternate history’ speculates on the course of North American history had the South won at Antietam, and spins it all the way through WWII. Confederate leader Jake Featherston’s rise to power parallels Adolf Hitler’s, but Jake is simultaneously more repulsive and more appealing. Start with “How Few Remain”, although Jake doesn’t appear until the second book, “American Front”.

      • #3032094

        Mambo!

        by nicknielsen ·

        In reply to Ever since that Fort Sumter thing…

        You little stinker! :^0

    • #3032090

      You might want to

      by boxfiddler ·

      In reply to Awesome! I can travel to the United States now!

      think twice before coming here. The latest budget is looking oooogly enough to get you stuck here. :0

      • #3032085

        My understanding

        by nicknielsen ·

        In reply to You might want to

        I have to travel through the US to get to the Conch Republic.

    • #3032643

      Mathematical illiteracy rules OK

      by bellgeorge9 ·

      In reply to Awesome! I can travel to the United States now!

      Because you asked 3 questions and not2!!!

      • #3031706

        Everybody has an opinion

        by nicknielsen ·

        In reply to Mathematical illiteracy rules OK

        If you want to argue semantics, that’s fine. Your post fails.

        If you want to insult Americans, you need more practice. Stuffy git.

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