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By Info-Safety, LLC ·
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists... two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot
my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then
the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife. "The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the instruction to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

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What country are you in??

by Oz_Media In reply to Friday yuk

With our friends in Australia being 19 hrs ahead of me in PST, I have SOMETIMES been pushed to post on a Friday Night...but a WEDNESDAY?

There have been Wednesday Yuks, but not Friday Yuks on Wednesday.

Buy a calendar mate! Or at least title your post as a Wednesday Yuk, sheesh!

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USA

by Info-Safety, LLC In reply to What country are you in??

Actually, where I live on the East Coast, it was 12:01 am on Thursday. As we speak, it is Friday April 29, in many parts of the world. Since you seem to be interested in time zones, here are some links for you.
Kiritimati, Christmas Islands, Kiribati
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=274
Current time around the World and standard time zones map of the world
http://www.worldtimezone.com/

Hopefully, these will keep you occupied until it is Friday in Ozland, at which time hopefully you will be able to enjoy a joke.

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