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By Oz_Media ·
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A bit late, almost forgot it was Friday.

What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

Okay, so turkey jokes suck.
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The usual list of drummer jokes (they really get a bad rap in bands! Funny how many are actually true though.)

Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.

Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?
A: The knocking gets slower.

Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocking gets faster.

Q: How do you know when a drum solo's really bad?
A: The bass player notices.

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.

Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.

Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
A: Drool.

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Well all I can say is No Comment

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Friday Yuk

But I'm forwarding the last bit about Drummers onto several Drummers that I know.

Col

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I'm sure they've heard them

by Oz_Media In reply to Well all I can say is No ...

these drummer jokes have been around as long as man's been pounding animal skins.

My faves are the door knock ones though, if you don't understand meter they don't make much sense, but if you've ever played with or recorded a band where the drummer won't use a click track, it's so bloody annoying sometimes!

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Cheers

by Oz_Media In reply to Interlink to Yuk26a :)

Sorry again, TR's search engine certainly isn't one of their strengths so it's easy to miss posts.

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