Ducks trained like carrier pigeons, full of dope flying straight to Arizona where they are processed and stored along with all the other drugs.
To please those on TR who worry about such things.
Meantime, that was great!
Q: Why does a blonde use the whole bottle of shampoo every time she washes her hair?
A: Lather, rinse, repeat.
A nice, respectable young lady went into the local pharmacy,
walked right up to the pharmacist,
looked straight into his eyes,
and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked,
"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied,
"I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed,
"Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!
That's against the law!
I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail!
Where all kinds of bad things could happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription"
Nasty, but I like it. I thought you were going to mention chipping their teeth.
It' snot even sexist, but borderline TR fodder, I promise not to tell though.
Q: What does a bleached-blonde flight attendant have in common with a Boeing 747?
A: They both have a "little black box".
Friday Yuk
With US thanksgiving coming up, I guess football jokes are in order.
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team?s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
?Oh, I really liked it,? she replied, ?especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn?t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.?
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, ?What do you mean??
?Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was? ?Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!? I?m like ??
Helloooooo? It?s only 25 cents!!!!?
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