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By DMambo ·
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It's early, but I'm on the road tomorrow and it's Friday in Europe and points east already, so.......

TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a slinky... Not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the
stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital dying of nothing.

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars,
and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Proza c to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with
mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants
and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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The Trading Post

by Michael Jay In reply to Friday Yuk

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when
she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip
was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she
would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the
Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything
she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat
next to Sally.

"What in bag?" asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and
said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman was
silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an
elder, she said: "Good trade..."

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BAD BAD BAD DM!!!!!!!! X-( X-( X-(

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Friday Yuk

Number 10 is all wrong it should read

Life is a Sexually Transmitted Disease with an extremely Bad Prognosis.

Until you get these quotes right I'm going to have to send Mae over to your place to cut off all the toes on one foot with her new shovel.

Of course you are going to be in real trouble the third time that Mae visits you for you punishment aren't you? :^0

Col

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Avatar

by Steffi28 In reply to BAD BAD BAD DM!!!!!!!! X- ...

Noooo, you went back

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What can I sat Steffi

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Avatar

So much of your Pureness Rubbed off on me that I had no choice I lost control of everything. :^0

But you've got to admit that it's still better than GG's naked baby angel.

Col

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I'm So Disgusted

by Steffi28 In reply to What can I sat Steffi

That I may have to go out and search for something impure because I really cant stand the sight of you av!! Maybe that pic you PM'd me?? (Yes I couldnt resist and took a look while in work, luckily there was no one around)

P.S For everyone whos wondering what pic Col sent me, well lets just say it was very naughty!!

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I can not tell a lie

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to I'm So Disgusted

GG sent me a copy and I had to share it around because I got such a good laugh.

But I suppose it was a bit naughty considering what Master Card does as there wasn't any extra costs involved to Rip You Off. :_|

But much more importantly since you've had a look did you laugh?

Col

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ok then

by heml0ck In reply to I can not tell a lie

share the wealth! pass it on!

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I'll let Steffi PM it around

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to ok then

It will make her feel good about herself.

Better still she'll even think that she's being Impure when actually she only sharing a joke.

If you ask her nicely she may even post the link here thinking just how naughty she's being. :^0

Col

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Heck, Shucks, Dirt, Sassafrassen Frinkle

by daveo2000 In reply to ok then

Knickers, Fish Paste, Darn, Heckfire...


Sorry. I just had to get that out of my system.

So, what is this about a picture?

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Sassafrass!!

by Steffi28 In reply to ok then

Dave I love you, only someone who uses them words knows where they come from :) and that means that I now think your fantastically great

Edited because I've just realised you used sassafrassen, and maybe you didnt get it from the same source as Sassafrass, so maybe I dont love you anymore

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