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Friday's, adult, censored, yuk

By Oz_Media ·
Ashley walked into the White House
for the first day of her internship
and was greeted by the President.

After a tour, he asked, "Would you
like to see the Presidential Clock?"

Ashley got suspicious and said, "I've
heard certain things about you, Mr.
President, and don't think that would
be a smart idea."

"Nonsense," said the President. "It's
just a clock."

Ashley reluctantly agreed. The President
led her to an empty Oval Office and closed
the door.

In a reproving tone, Ashley said, "That's
not the Presidential Clock;

The President responded, "Ashley, honey,
put a face and two hands on it, and it's a clock."


Footnote:
Just never gonna live that one down are you?
Have a great long weekend all.

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Not Bush!

by mrbill- In reply to Friday's, adult, censored ...

Wrong Prez. That was the former prez. The current one would not mess around on his wife in office. That is not his thing, attacking other countries now, maybe. But not infidelity. Besides what girl wants to mess around with Alfred E. Newman?

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OK Here's a Bush one

by JimHM In reply to Not Bush!

President George Bush has made an announcement that we will not attack Iraq.

The President has announced that as of today, he is agreeing to additional inspectors to be deployed throughout the country of Iraq.

We will be sending 250,000 additional inspectors into Iraq. The additional inspectors will include:
24,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division
15,000 members of the 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault)
15,000 members of the 82d Airborne Division
5,000+ members of the 4th armored division with their "M1-A1 all-terrain vehicles"
and Additional U.S. Army personnel, as needed for inspections.

A variety of U.S. Air Force personnel for aerial recon missions and other "surveillance" activities

A significant number of United States Marines to aid with inspections.

United States Coast Guard personnel to inspect coastlines.

An undisclosed number of Rangers, Green Berets, Navy SEALs, Recon Marines, Delta Force, and other Special Operations personnel to inspect Iraqi "hide-aways".

Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Enterprise.

B52s, B1s and B2s will aid in uncovering previously hidden assets in underground storage areas.

The President stated: "With these additional inspectors, the inspections should be completed in a few weeks."

(I guess it all depends on what you call - INSPECTION)

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Would have been

by Oz_Media In reply to OK Here's a Bush one

Funny if you'd at least included the British covert operations teams, especially as they were successful in all thier operations and even found the mass burial graves.

As for Clinton no longer being president, I know I live hundreds of miles from you but we do have American TV up here (infact it seems to dominate the cable networks). I also say that I don't follow politics but that one is a little hadr to miss, we don't all live in igloos here ya know!

Have a good weekend Jim.

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Hush Hush

by mrbill- In reply to Would have been

There are no British covert ops teams in Iraq (wink, wink)!!

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Say no more!

by Oz_Media In reply to Hush Hush

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man.

Tell me Mr. Bill, you wife.......does she go? Eh?
:-)

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Say Again...

by mrbill- In reply to Say no more!

in english

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Sorry had to be there

by Oz_Media In reply to Say Again...

I guess you weren't. I figured you knew Monty Pythons based on some of your comments.

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It's been too long...

by mrbill- In reply to Say Again...

I am not as young as I used to be and have forgotten alot of their stuff. No offense taken.

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With your permission ..

by jardinier In reply to OK Here's a Bush one

Jim, I would love to publish this joke on my website, as I think it is both very clever and funny.
You can send me an email if it's OK by you.
Thanks in advance, Julian.

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That's GW's problem

by LordInfidel In reply to Not Bush!

He needs to get him some on the side....

personally I like a pres who get's a hummer in the oval office. I know if I was pres it would be like the playboy mansion.

(I also supported us kicking the sh*t out of saddam, with or without evidence of WMD.)

At least if he was getting hummers in the oval office I could forgive him for being so god damned stupid all of the time. (yes, I am a john stewart groupie; "I'm a follower of politics"- arrrgh)

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