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    Happy birthday, jdclyde!

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    by Sonja Thompson ·

    Thought I’d take the first swat at you today. 😉 Hope you have a great one!

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    • #2452460

      made my wish

      by jdclyde ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      so it is time for that spanking… ]:)

    • #2452457

      Hippo Birdie, two ewes

      by tig2 ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      Hippo birdie, two ewes
      Hippo birdie
      Hippo birdie
      Hippo birdie, two ewes.

      That comes out to six sheep if I have done the math correctly. That oughta keep you busy for awhile.

      You don’t have to keep the hippos or the birdies if you don’t want to.

      Happy birthday, JD. I see by your avatar that nothing much has changed. Good. I hate it when people just up and change on me.

      Edit- missed a letter. See? Nothing changed.

      • #2452451

        The more things change

        by jdclyde ·

        In reply to Hippo Birdie, two ewes

        the more they stay the same. B-)

        Thanks Tig. 😡

        ThingOne and ThingTwo start summer vacation today, so of course will honor it by sleeping till noon… :0

        Six sheep? Hmmm, better get some new shears…. ]:) wool alergies, don’tchaknow? :p

      • #2570347

        Dang I should have copyrighted it…

        by jamesrl ·

        In reply to Hippo Birdie, two ewes

        My influence goes far and wide.

        James

    • #2452455
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      Happy B-day JD!!

      by Tammy.Cavadias ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      Maybe we can convince Sonja to sing a B-day song on the next VTROL 😀

      Oh and a live B-day spanking might be fun to watch :p

      Have a great day!

      -Tammy 🙂

      • #2452449

        Thanks Tam

        by jdclyde ·

        In reply to Happy B-day JD!!

        vtrol and spankings. been reading my mind? Told Sonja to expect something soon… ]:)

        heeheehee

      • #2570304

        er… Tammy dear …..

        by gadgetgirl ·

        In reply to Happy B-day JD!!

        the word isn’t VTROL – it’s TROLOV – TR Out Loud On Video….. and I troloved on Saturday morning, too!

        VTROL sounds waaaaaaaaaay too similar to “Vitriol” for Sonjawithajandalongo to use…..

        ]:)

        Now – get that camera sent to JD’s house so we can ALL watch him getting spanked for his birthday……

        ]:)

        GG

        • #2570284

          Nah — that’s OK

          by the scummy one ·

          In reply to er… Tammy dear …..

          I think the majority would NOT want to watch it, + JD might like it too much (Also, Mae and You would like it a little too much).

        • #2570281

          Darn ……..

          by gadgetgirl ·

          In reply to Nah — that’s OK

          GG

        • #2570255
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          but but but…

          by Tammy.Cavadias ·

          In reply to er… Tammy dear …..

          VTROL is less to type 😀

          You think JD needs the granny paddle? :p

          -Tammy 🙂

        • #2570227

          i was thinking about…

          by jck ·

          In reply to but but but…

          volunteering to help hold him down…but, that would seem weird to me…

          i do have a splintery 2×4 with some rusty nails in it, if you wanna borrow it Tammy… lol

        • #2570201

          You are right

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to i was thinking about…

          that IS weird that you would want to hold me… :0

          Sorry, but I like girls! :p

        • #2570197

          yoo speaka engrish?

          by jck ·

          In reply to You are right

          hold you? um…maybe if your initials were SN…then you might get that…otherwise…keep dreamin, loverboy lol

          you forgot one word…DOWN…

          and you forgot…i’d hold you down so women could take smack ya with the board.

          i like seein women be aggressive…that’s why i watch WWE lol

        • #2570187

          Ahh, so you’re a Watcher :0

          by w2ktechman ·

          In reply to yoo speaka engrish?

          So you just like watching others do it?

          LOL

          BTW — It is a crime to be a peeping tom :^0

        • #2570185

          i’m not a watcher…

          by jck ·

          In reply to yoo speaka engrish?

          i’m a facilitator of womens’ desire ]:)

    • #2452448

      happy birthday, old man lol

      by jck ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      i’d cook ya a steak and potato, but by the time it gets there it might be kinda rank 😀

      hope ya have a good one.

      • #2452445

        Fully intend to

        by jdclyde ·

        In reply to happy birthday, old man lol

        a quiet night with the boys, and then a nice glass of Glen Morangie. B-)

        Thanks John.

    • #2452441

      Happy Birthday!!

      by maecuff ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      Old man.

      • #2452420

        The nice thing is

        by jdclyde ·

        In reply to Happy Birthday!!

        no matter how old I may get, I am still younger than you. 😀

        Cuter too! :p

        😡

        • #2570344

          I see you are trying

          by w2ktechman ·

          In reply to The nice thing is

          to confuse the Males on the site now huh???

    • #2452435

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY

      by cmiller5400 ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      Hope it is a great one!!!

      • #2452425

        B-)

        by jdclyde ·

        In reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY

        It is my intention to make it so! 😀

        Thanks.

        • #2570354

          Just make sure that

          by cmiller5400 ·

          In reply to B-)

          you have a few fingers worth of a good scotch for me. Just don’t get too toasted; unless that is what you are after

        • #2570350

          But of course! ;\

          by jdclyde ·

          In reply to Just make sure that

          And no, don’t drink GOOD scotch to get toasted. Besides, I NEVER drink to excess when my boys are around.

          Got to pretend to be a good role model, ya know? They are 16 and have NEVER seen me drunk or with any woman other than their mother.

          [i](they live with me full time, divorced 3 years).

    • #2452422

      Hmmmm

      by neilb@uk ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      The birthday of my pal Jeff Klei
      Is raising the eyebrows – “Oh My!” :0
      Six sheep came from Tigger
      A spanking – go figure! –
      From Tam – and Mae hit the bull’s eye.

      Edit to add: Happy birthday! :^0

      • #2452410

        Thanks Neil

        by jdclyde ·

        In reply to Hmmmm

        I think…. :0

        B-)

    • #2452419

      I hope you have a good one JD.

      by ontheropes ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      To the tune of a dirge:

      Oh happy birthday
      Oh happy birthday
      Sickness, sorrow and despair
      People dying everywhere
      Oh happy birthday
      Oh happy birthday

      I got that for my birthday song from the youth pastor at my church a loooong time ago and thought I’d pass it on. Cheers a guy right up doesn’t it? It probably helps to explain a few things about me too. :0 :^0

    • #2452406

      Happy Birthday JD!

      by boxfiddler ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      I’d give you a kiss, but you’d just post it for the world to see. 😉

      need coffee, can’t find the keyboard keys.

      • #2452403

        Gunna pretend you’re bashful? :D

        by jdclyde ·

        In reply to Happy Birthday JD!

        Thanks Boxie.

        😡

        • #2570041

          Pretend?

          by boxfiddler ·

          In reply to Gunna pretend you’re bashful? :D

          It’s the not bashful that is the pretense. I should receive an Oscar for a high level of achievement in Pretense. 😀

          I am, by nature, shy. Been a hard thing to work around in life.

    • #2570349

      Happy B’Day JD

      by w2ktechman ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      I just had mine recently too…
      What was that about brothers with different mothers?? 😀

    • #2570345

      To mangle an old commerical….

      by jamesrl ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      You’re not getting better, you’re just getting older…..

      But you are still a young pup to me.

      Happy Birthday, welcome to the old folks home.

      James

      • #2570332

        Lucky for me

        by jdclyde ·

        In reply to To mangle an old commerical….

        I went bald early, so it isn’t a sign of aging. B-)

        Mentally? Still an 18 year old, trapped inside here, trying to get out. 😀

        Is it nap time yet? ;\

    • #2570325

      Congratulations on the aging process

      by oz_media ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      It’s not as easy as some people think sometimes.

    • #2570312

      … wai’ fr meeee….!!!

      by gadgetgirl ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      cor, just made it!

      HAPPY BURFDEEEEE TO YOOOOOOOOO!

      😡 😡 😡 😡 😡

      Been out all day, only just made it back to get online and wish the old bald one a good one….

      (sorry, but I’m just following Neils’ example – oh, and Scummys! My religion made me do it! :p )

      Have a nice relaxing nite in with the things – I’m assuming you “celebrated” your birthday over the weekend? If not, why not??!!

      Have a wonderful one, sweetie 😡 😡 😡

      GG

      • #2570268

        didn’t do any celebrating yet

        by jdclyde ·

        In reply to … wai’ fr meeee….!!!

        have had the Things non-stop for about a month now. They had friends stay over the weekend instead of going to the female-parental-units place this last weekend, and lots of graduation parties to attend.

        I am amazed at the lack of booze at these parties compared to when I was that age. Man, when I think of the things I was doing by their age….. ]:)

        “Boys, just remember, girls have [i]cooties[/i]”

        • #2570147

          Ahh — teaching them to be

          by w2ktechman ·

          In reply to didn’t do any celebrating yet

          just like you at an early age :0

          So when are they gonna start fighting for your show tunes :0 :0

    • #2570286

      Congrats on making it thru another year!

      by captbilly1eye ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      Enjoy your day!!!!!

    • #2570282

      HB Dude!

      by faradhi ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      Secret to long life is a two step process:

      Step 1: Inhale
      Step 2: Exhale

      Good Luck! 😀

    • #2570249

      Enjoy the Birthday JD

      by ic-it ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      Hope it is one of your best, with better still to come.

    • #2570067

      Sorry to be so late

      by michael jay ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      Actually had to work, CRAP..
      But a very happy birthday to you JD, keep rockin’ on, it does keep you young.

      • #2570064

        Just watching the Red Wings game, GO WINGS!! B-)

        by jdclyde ·

        In reply to Sorry to be so late

        leading the series 3-1, and the score is 2-1 penguins.

        plenty of time to come back!

        And thanks Michael! 😀

    • #2570047

      Late to the party, but happy to crash it

      by nepenthe0 ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      I’ve learned a bunch from your posts, and your style is inimitable (had to look that one up, ’cause the spelling didn’t look right, but who cares anyway…)

      Happy Birthday, and may you have all your wishes fulfilled.

      Rick/Portland, OR

      • #2570013

        Always room for more ;\

        by jdclyde ·

        In reply to Late to the party, but happy to crash it

        Thanks for saying so Nep. B-)

        Just taking a quick break from the redwings game. TRIPLE friggen ot, tied at 3-3. they look like they are all ready to drop after playing for four hours so far.

    • #2569987

      so jd

      by jaqui ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      did ya get your b-day spankings? ]:)

      and

      did she enjoy them? ]:)

      • #2569944

        maybe tonight B-)

        by jdclyde ·

        In reply to so jd

        with whipped cream…. ]:)

    • #2570419

      happy b-day from a “newbie” that enjoys your posts!

      by bjennings59 ·

      In reply to Happy birthday, jdclyde!

      Well, THAT about says it all I think…

      Hope it was an enjoyable day!

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