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How is it that I am?

By santeewelding ·
No luck with Google. Or, for that matter, Wolfram Alpha and the Library of Congress.

I would RTFM, but it is not to be had.

Work it out for me, would you.

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Quite easy actually Santee

by OH Smeg In reply to How is it that I am?

You are asking the wrong questions of Google and you need to enter the Search Parameters in the rest correctly.

As for RTFM you also need to correctly enter the details to actually find the Manual as it's hidden in a Locked Filing Cabinet in the subbasement down blocked stairs with no lift and the lights have been removed.

Fairly Typical Bureaucratic steps actually they hide what they don't want you finding and then ask why you didn't look there for the correct directions.

Col

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I am

by santeewelding In reply to Quite easy actually Sante ...

Putting my people on your revealments as we speak.

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Of course Santee

by OH Smeg In reply to I am

The above assumes that you can actually get a Internet Connection to begin with. If you can not get a Browser Home Page to load it's all useless.

But as you didn't say any differently I'm assuming that you at the very least could get the Web Home Page.

If you can't I would suggest using Boot & Nuke to wipe the HDD to get rid of every trace of Windows 7 and reload XP which just works out of the box. :^0

Col

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Is this

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to How is it that I am?

an off-topic, 'metaphysical' thing?

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Of course not

by santeewelding In reply to Is this

It is clearly tagged, "Security".

If I can't secure it, what can I secure?

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Which leads to

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Of course not
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Hang on

by santeewelding In reply to Which leads to

The bellows to my Mechanical Turk just failed.

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Perhaps

by NexS In reply to How is it that I am?

The nature of your queries are darker than that which our (potentially flawed) googletron is legally obliged to answer.


Or elsewhile.
They say 'Computers are only as smart as the man who built them'. It has taken me a good 12 months to be able to decipher your posts with minimal dictionary references (though I still have it on-hand at all times), so how, then, do you expect a machine which is as smart as a man who has never met you, to be able to decipher your queries?

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Except

by santeewelding In reply to Perhaps

I do not query a machine.

I query you.

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You do indeed

by NexS In reply to Except

"<i>No luck with Google.</i>"
You type keyword.
Google queries googlebase (database for google, I invented another something!)
Google provide your with query results.

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