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How is it that I am?

By santeewelding ·
No luck with Google. Or, for that matter, Wolfram Alpha and the Library of Congress.

I would RTFM, but it is not to be had.

Work it out for me, would you.

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I typed the question

by santeewelding In reply to You do indeed

Into Wolfram Alpha, and guess where it referred me to?

Google.

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You avoid the point.

by NexS In reply to I typed the question

Your query was to a machine primarily.
Then secondarily to <i>us</i>.


What were you expecting to return from Google?

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To a machine

by santeewelding In reply to You avoid the point.

Programmed with algorithms devised by whom?

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My point exactly

by NexS In reply to To a machine
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it is all a conspiracy.

by .Martin. In reply to How is it that I am?

see, Google is the mastermind behind all this, Google got their night minions to steal the manual, so that you couldn't use that. Google then beat up wolfram, till it agreed to help. after that Google and Wolfram wailed on the Library of Congress till it agreed not to say anything.

the solution you say? First you have to go to the GDIP (Google Dome of Incomprehensible Pain) and defeat a level 25 minion, once you have done that , they will give you back your manual.

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Minion.

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to it is all a conspiracy.

I like mine rare. I avoid freezing my minions, I think it makes them tough. Too, minions should not be allowed to sauce.


etu

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This manual

by santeewelding In reply to it is all a conspiracy.

You have seen it?

You don't get no thumb for mere information leading to the arrest and conviction of same.

Produce it.

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Your manual

by NexS In reply to This manual

Is <a href="http://www.google.com.au/support/websearch/bin/answer.py?answer=134479&hl=en">HERE</a>

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That manual

by santeewelding In reply to Your manual

Is one of Google algorithms.

The Manual is, Algorithm of the Almighty.

None less will do.

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Above and Beyond

by NexS In reply to That manual

my level of spiritual comprehension, that is.
Sounds too much like psychology to me.

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