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Is there a good way to respond to the phrase,

By CharlieSpencer ·
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"My tape worm has learned to dodge corkscrews."

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ummmm

by PurpleSkys Moderator In reply to Is there a good way to re ...

ewwww? I know that would be mine

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Go after it with

a skewer.

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Will

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Is there a good way to re ...

A Apple and a Mars Bar help to get it out?

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Col

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to Will

You capitalized Apple, does that mean you see Mac as a laxative?
Although at one time a far superior personal computing system, perhaps they really are the sh*ts these days?

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Actually that may work

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Col

Though at the time I was thinking of the fruit that you jam up the infected persons ****** and a Mars Bar for 3 days then on the fourth day you only apply the Apple and wait for the Tape Work to stick it's head out looking for the Mars Bar.

Only sure way to remove any Tape Worm properly.

The Medical Book that I got that direction from used a Capital A for apple so now I'm not sure what they actually meant a bit of Fruit or a iToy. I do however believe that the fruit would be less painful to the infected person though. :^0

Col ]:)

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Oh, that method.

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Actually that may work

I hadn't heard it with an apple; I thought an onion was the vegetable of choice.

As to capitalization, you capitalize every third word anyway, so how would we know the difference?

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OH I see The Crammer Nazis

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Oh, that method.

I'll have You know It's every Second word That I Apply a Capitol to Unless I Use the Word I.

Then I Can apply A capitol To every Word.

Actually do You have Any idea Just how Difficult it Is to Do that Deliberately?

Col ]:)

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As difficult as repeatedly misspelling 'Capital'?

by CharlieSpencer In reply to OH I see The Crammer Nazi ...

Also, I see what you did in there.

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LOL

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to OH I see The Crammer Nazi ...

Nice choice of words Col! I'm just teasing you, I know that grammar and spelling is not your greatest strength, nor is it your goal, as I can laugh at my own typos, I think you've got an inner sense of ha-ha too.

The subject now being laxatives and stuffing an apple up your bum, makes your title in the last post amusing. I know you were commenting on the Grammar Nazis but you title is Crammer Nazis.

Is that something Nazi's did in concentration camps? They had a team of crammer Nazis with apples and Mars bars handy?

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LOL fantastic!

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to Actually that may work

"wait for the Tape Worm to stick it's head out looking for the Mars Bar.

Best comment I've read in EONS!

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