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Is there a good way to respond to the phrase,

By CharlieSpencer ·
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"My tape worm has learned to dodge corkscrews."

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Well if this helps

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to LOL fantastic!

The same book has a companion planting guide in it which insists that you grow Indian Hemp around the outside of all above ground crops to help prevent the bugs from attacking the crops.

Apparently the bugs eat the hemp and get off their faces so they don't bother going to the food crops for food as it clearly says in the book The Insects develop a Taste for the Cannabis that you grow. I'm not sure about that but I wouldn't be surprised if the local Grass Heads helped themselves to your plant protection plants.

Col :^0

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If you can get away with planting pot,

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Well if this helps

why are you bothering with the other crops?

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Well I suppose the others

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to If you can get away with ...

Are to make the Police think that you are not really interested in the Pot which is your Main Cash Crop.

Col

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Brick of ladybugs

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to Well if this helps

Most people use a brick of ladybugs to rid plant pests. You can get a brick of 1000 LIVE ladybugs for a few bucks. It's rock hard and about the same size as a pack of smokes. It looks like a freeze dried coffees brick but a bit smaller, when you cut it open, the room is instantly filled with ladybugs. Apparently they live in some dormant state where they can be put into a sort of suspended animation until the brick is sliced open.

For a good laugh, take a brick to someone's house during a party and cut it open. It will take them MONTHS to get rid of them all.

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But first make sure

by NickNielsen In reply to Brick of ladybugs

1. You don't care if you never go back there.
2. If they are your friend, they have a great sense of humor...

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Nick

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to Brick of ladybugs

I've done it just to really plss someone off. It was absolutely hilarious, for the rest of us anyway. I've never seen so many ladybugs all flying in a frenzy at the same time. The brick is rock hard and kept frozen, I suppose keeping them in some form of animated state or something, but when you cut it open, they are flying literally EVERYWHERE!! It's a sight to see....in someone else's house anyway.

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Look what I got yesterday

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to LOL fantastic!

That Cure for Tape Worms must have meant Apple Products not an Apple.

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj121/HAL9000_photo/DSC02888_zps2e5300ef.jpg

Yep I was given that T Shirt yesterday and I couldn't stop laughing.

Col

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Self-portrait?

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Look what I got yesterday

Also, nice sundews.

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Okay now that's good!

by aidemzo_adanac In reply to Look what I got yesterday

Bang on with that one, what coincidental timing too!

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"Try

by AnsuGisalas In reply to Is there a good way to re ...

with Dynamite"

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