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Is there a good way to respond to the phrase,

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“My tape worm has learned to dodge corkscrews.”

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ummmm

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ewwww? I know that would be mine

Go after it with

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a skewer.

Will

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A Apple and a Mars Bar help to get it out?

Col

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You capitalized Apple, does that mean you see Mac as a laxative?
Although at one time a far superior personal computing system, perhaps they really are the sh*ts these days?

Actually that may work

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Though at the time I was thinking of the fruit that you jam up the infected persons rectum and a Mars Bar for 3 days then on the fourth day you only apply the Apple and wait for the Tape Work to stick it’s head out looking for the Mars Bar.

Only sure way to remove any Tape Worm properly. 😉

The Medical Book that I got that direction from used a Capital A for apple so now I’m not sure what they actually meant a bit of Fruit or a iToy. I do however believe that the fruit would be less painful to the infected person though. :^0

Col ]:)

Oh, that method.

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I hadn’t heard it with an apple; I thought an onion was the vegetable of choice.

As to capitalization, you capitalize every third word anyway, so how would we know the difference?

OH I see The Crammer Nazis

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I’ll have You know It’s every Second word That I Apply a Capitol to Unless I Use the Word I.

Then I Can apply A capitol To every Word. :p

Actually do You have Any idea Just how Difficult it Is to Do that Deliberately?

Col ]:)

As difficult as repeatedly misspelling ‘Capital’?

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Also, I see what you did in there. 😀

LOL

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Nice choice of words Col! I’m just teasing you, I know that grammar and spelling is not your greatest strength, nor is it your goal, as I can laugh at my own typos, I think you’ve got an inner sense of ha-ha too.

The subject now being laxatives and stuffing an apple up your bum, makes your title in the last post amusing. I know you were commenting on the Grammar Nazis but you title is Crammer Nazis.

Is that something Nazi’s did in concentration camps? They had a team of crammer Nazis with apples and Mars bars handy? 😀

LOL fantastic!

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[i]”wait for the Tape Worm to stick it’s head out looking for the Mars Bar. [/i]

Best comment I’ve read in EONS! 😀

Well if this helps

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The same book has a companion planting guide in it which insists that you grow Indian Hemp around the outside of all above ground crops to help prevent the bugs from attacking the crops.

Apparently the bugs eat the hemp and get off their faces so they don’t bother going to the food crops for food as it clearly says in the book [b]The Insects develop a Taste for the Cannabis that you grow.[/b] I’m not sure about that but I wouldn’t be surprised if the local Grass Heads helped themselves to your plant protection plants. 😉

Col :^0

If you can get away with planting pot,

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why are you bothering with the other crops?

Well I suppose the others

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Are to make the Police think that you are not really interested in the Pot which is your Main Cash Crop. 😉

Col

Brick of ladybugs

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Most people use a brick of ladybugs to rid plant pests. You can get a brick of 1000 LIVE ladybugs for a few bucks. It’s rock hard and about the same size as a pack of smokes. It looks like a freeze dried coffees brick but a bit smaller, when you cut it open, the room is instantly filled with ladybugs. Apparently they live in some dormant state where they can be put into a sort of suspended animation until the brick is sliced open.

For a good laugh, take a brick to someone’s house during a party and cut it open. It will take them MONTHS to get rid of them all.

But first make sure

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1. You don’t care if you never go back there.
2. If they are your friend, they have a [b]great[/b] sense of humor…

Nick

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I’ve done it just to really plss someone off. It was absolutely hilarious, for the rest of us anyway. I’ve never seen so many ladybugs all flying in a frenzy at the same time. The brick is rock hard and kept frozen, I suppose keeping them in some form of animated state or something, but when you cut it open, they are flying literally EVERYWHERE!! It’s a sight to see….in someone else’s house anyway.

Look what I got yesterday

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That Cure for Tape Worms must have meant Apple Products not an Apple.

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj121/HAL9000_photo/DSC02888_zps2e5300ef.jpg

Yep I was given that T Shirt yesterday and I couldn’t stop laughing. 😉

Col

Self-portrait?

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Also, nice sundews.

Okay now that’s good!

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Bang on with that one, what coincidental timing too!

“Try

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with Dynamite”

Hmmm…

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sounds like it’s time to see the doctor, get a script for Albenza or Biltricide.
Either that, or you can say “your holding it wrong” .

Yes.

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“Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn llyswennod” would be good so long as you watch the spit. You know, I’ve just realised that Welsh is a language invented by someone who was s.h.i.t at Scrabble.

Or you could say “leun a sylli yw ow skath bargesi” except that Cornish has finally become a dead language. Or, as they say in Cornwall, “a dead language”.

Edited to add. Haven’t they got “clever” with the autocesor since I used to post here? OK, try again!

neilb, have you considered a good decongestant?

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You seem to have considerable phlegm in your throat 🙂

A short conversation with one of my Welsh aunts

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can empty sinuses better than anything short of an industrial vacuum…

That’s a bit too far

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A couple of guys from a band in UK are out here for some studio work and we went for beers with some of my local friends last night. I spent three hours translating for a Yorkshireman (the vocalist) at the bar last night. Nobody could understand him and when dry humour has to be explained and translated, nobody could figure out why I was laughing along with him. He’s an absolute SCREAM to hang out with, if you understand him. Then there’s the drummer from East London and he speaks so fast nobody understands a word, I still had a flippin’ howl though, despite those who just didn’t get it.

But if you threw in some Welsh, I would have missed out on it too, not a bloody clue what that lot’s on about.

I can’t quite imagine

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swallowing corkscrews.

I’m not surprised.

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You couldn’t imagine ‘bleaching the back door’ either, remember?

:D nt

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