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February 11, 2013 at 11:48 am #2171769
Is there a good way to respond to the phrase,
Lockedby charliespencer · about 11 years, 2 months ago
“My tape worm has learned to dodge corkscrews.”
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February 11, 2013 at 11:56 am #2902280
ummmm
by purpleskys · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to Is there a good way to respond to the phrase,
ewwww? I know that would be mine
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February 11, 2013 at 8:37 pm #2902265
Go after it with
by nicknielsen · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to Is there a good way to respond to the phrase,
a skewer.
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February 11, 2013 at 8:39 pm #2902264
Will
by hal 9000 · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to Is there a good way to respond to the phrase,
A Apple and a Mars Bar help to get it out?
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February 13, 2013 at 12:40 pm #2902207
Col
by aidemzo_adanac · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to Will
You capitalized Apple, does that mean you see Mac as a laxative?
Although at one time a far superior personal computing system, perhaps they really are the sh*ts these days?-
February 13, 2013 at 3:03 pm #2902197
Actually that may work
by hal 9000 · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to Col
Though at the time I was thinking of the fruit that you jam up the infected persons rectum and a Mars Bar for 3 days then on the fourth day you only apply the Apple and wait for the Tape Work to stick it’s head out looking for the Mars Bar.
Only sure way to remove any Tape Worm properly. 😉
The Medical Book that I got that direction from used a Capital A for apple so now I’m not sure what they actually meant a bit of Fruit or a iToy. I do however believe that the fruit would be less painful to the infected person though. :^0
Col ]:)
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February 14, 2013 at 3:57 am #2902188
Oh, that method.
by charliespencer · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to Actually that may work
I hadn’t heard it with an apple; I thought an onion was the vegetable of choice.
As to capitalization, you capitalize every third word anyway, so how would we know the difference?
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February 14, 2013 at 4:56 pm #2902161
OH I see The Crammer Nazis
by hal 9000 · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to Oh, that method.
I’ll have You know It’s every Second word That I Apply a Capitol to Unless I Use the Word I.
Then I Can apply A capitol To every Word. :p
Actually do You have Any idea Just how Difficult it Is to Do that Deliberately?
Col ]:)
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February 15, 2013 at 3:06 am #2902141
As difficult as repeatedly misspelling ‘Capital’?
by charliespencer · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to OH I see The Crammer Nazis
Also, I see what you did in there. 😀
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February 20, 2013 at 10:14 am #2427642
LOL
by aidemzo_adanac · about 11 years, 1 month ago
In reply to OH I see The Crammer Nazis
Nice choice of words Col! I’m just teasing you, I know that grammar and spelling is not your greatest strength, nor is it your goal, as I can laugh at my own typos, I think you’ve got an inner sense of ha-ha too.
The subject now being laxatives and stuffing an apple up your bum, makes your title in the last post amusing. I know you were commenting on the Grammar Nazis but you title is Crammer Nazis.
Is that something Nazi’s did in concentration camps? They had a team of crammer Nazis with apples and Mars bars handy? 😀
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February 14, 2013 at 2:41 pm #2902163
LOL fantastic!
by aidemzo_adanac · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to Actually that may work
[i]”wait for the Tape Worm to stick it’s head out looking for the Mars Bar. [/i]
Best comment I’ve read in EONS! 😀
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February 14, 2013 at 6:33 pm #2902160
Well if this helps
by hal 9000 · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to LOL fantastic!
The same book has a companion planting guide in it which insists that you grow Indian Hemp around the outside of all above ground crops to help prevent the bugs from attacking the crops.
Apparently the bugs eat the hemp and get off their faces so they don’t bother going to the food crops for food as it clearly says in the book [b]The Insects develop a Taste for the Cannabis that you grow.[/b] I’m not sure about that but I wouldn’t be surprised if the local Grass Heads helped themselves to your plant protection plants. 😉
Col :^0
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February 15, 2013 at 3:07 am #2902140
If you can get away with planting pot,
by charliespencer · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to Well if this helps
why are you bothering with the other crops?
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February 15, 2013 at 3:46 am #2902138
Well I suppose the others
by hal 9000 · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to If you can get away with planting pot,
Are to make the Police think that you are not really interested in the Pot which is your Main Cash Crop. 😉
Col
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February 18, 2013 at 9:33 am #2902039
Brick of ladybugs
by aidemzo_adanac · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to Well if this helps
Most people use a brick of ladybugs to rid plant pests. You can get a brick of 1000 LIVE ladybugs for a few bucks. It’s rock hard and about the same size as a pack of smokes. It looks like a freeze dried coffees brick but a bit smaller, when you cut it open, the room is instantly filled with ladybugs. Apparently they live in some dormant state where they can be put into a sort of suspended animation until the brick is sliced open.
For a good laugh, take a brick to someone’s house during a party and cut it open. It will take them MONTHS to get rid of them all.
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February 19, 2013 at 7:19 am #2427744
But first make sure
by nicknielsen · about 11 years, 2 months ago
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1. You don’t care if you never go back there.
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February 20, 2013 at 3:09 pm #2427632
Nick
by aidemzo_adanac · about 11 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Brick of ladybugs
I’ve done it just to really plss someone off. It was absolutely hilarious, for the rest of us anyway. I’ve never seen so many ladybugs all flying in a frenzy at the same time. The brick is rock hard and kept frozen, I suppose keeping them in some form of animated state or something, but when you cut it open, they are flying literally EVERYWHERE!! It’s a sight to see….in someone else’s house anyway.
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February 19, 2013 at 8:38 pm #2427693
Look what I got yesterday
by hal 9000 · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to LOL fantastic!
That Cure for Tape Worms must have meant Apple Products not an Apple.
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj121/HAL9000_photo/DSC02888_zps2e5300ef.jpg
Yep I was given that T Shirt yesterday and I couldn’t stop laughing. 😉
Col
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February 20, 2013 at 11:01 am #2427638
Self-portrait?
by charliespencer · about 11 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Look what I got yesterday
Also, nice sundews.
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February 20, 2013 at 3:10 pm #2427631
Okay now that’s good!
by aidemzo_adanac · about 11 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Look what I got yesterday
Bang on with that one, what coincidental timing too!
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February 12, 2013 at 12:18 am #2902259
“Try
by ansugisalas · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to Is there a good way to respond to the phrase,
with Dynamite”
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February 12, 2013 at 1:36 pm #2902240
Hmmm…
by Wizard57M-TR · about 11 years, 2 months ago
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sounds like it’s time to see the doctor, get a script for Albenza or Biltricide.
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February 12, 2013 at 3:49 pm #2902236
Yes.
by neilb@uk · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to Is there a good way to respond to the phrase,
“Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn llyswennod” would be good so long as you watch the spit. You know, I’ve just realised that Welsh is a language invented by someone who was s.h.i.t at Scrabble.
Or you could say “leun a sylli yw ow skath bargesi” except that Cornish has finally become a dead language. Or, as they say in Cornwall, “a dead language”.
Edited to add. Haven’t they got “clever” with the autocesor since I used to post here? OK, try again!
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February 13, 2013 at 4:00 am #2902226
neilb, have you considered a good decongestant?
by charliespencer · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to Yes.
You seem to have considerable phlegm in your throat 🙂
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February 13, 2013 at 7:30 am #2902219
A short conversation with one of my Welsh aunts
by neilb@uk · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to neilb, have you considered a good decongestant?
can empty sinuses better than anything short of an industrial vacuum…
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February 13, 2013 at 8:28 am #2902216
That’s a bit too far
by aidemzo_adanac · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to Yes.
A couple of guys from a band in UK are out here for some studio work and we went for beers with some of my local friends last night. I spent three hours translating for a Yorkshireman (the vocalist) at the bar last night. Nobody could understand him and when dry humour has to be explained and translated, nobody could figure out why I was laughing along with him. He’s an absolute SCREAM to hang out with, if you understand him. Then there’s the drummer from East London and he speaks so fast nobody understands a word, I still had a flippin’ howl though, despite those who just didn’t get it.
But if you threw in some Welsh, I would have missed out on it too, not a bloody clue what that lot’s on about.
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February 14, 2013 at 10:58 pm #2902153
I can’t quite imagine
by boxfiddler · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to Is there a good way to respond to the phrase,
swallowing corkscrews.
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February 15, 2013 at 3:08 am #2902139
I’m not surprised.
by charliespencer · about 11 years, 2 months ago
In reply to I can’t quite imagine
You couldn’t imagine ‘bleaching the back door’ either, remember?
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February 17, 2013 at 4:34 pm #2902063
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