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TR's Boobie bar!

By Oz_Media ·
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I checked out the cafe across the street, couldn't even buy a beer on a Friday!

So I decided that instead of a muffin and a mocha, I'd go for a Guinness and a dozen single malts.

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies

"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife "No, no boyfriend either."

"Do you have a partner then?"

"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."

After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black"

"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black."

"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."

"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."

"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."

At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims,
"Well thank God for that !"

"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.

"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that the little wierdo was going to bark!"

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Did you get the beers in? Shhhhh, here we go.


"AAAAAAAAaalright gentlemen, put your hands together and welcome Ms.Trixie Tata's to the stage!"

~oooonse~oooonse~oooooonse~ooooooonse~

Well...soon anyway.

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Good to see there's nothing but intellectual humor here

by robo_dev In reply to TR's Boobie bar!
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Of course

by Oz_Media In reply to Good to see there's nothi ...

If you don't remember the old Friday Yuk's, they started out pretty good but got pretty off colour as some newer peers would just post a list of really rude, adult jokes instead of just one fairly clean joke and then moving on.

We kept it going for a few years, every Friday like clockwork, but then it only takes one bad apple to spoil the cider. Colin, neil, one or two others and myself used to race to get it started each Friday, but after it got ruined by a certain peer, we just let it go. Colin cheated though, he'd be posting in Aussie time while we'd all be snuggled up in bed.
It eventually got to the point where nobody wanted to start it anymore, it had lost it's hint of taste.

I only posted this in jest because the new Catch Up Cafe (or should that be 'katsup Cafe') seemed too passive for me today.

Who wants to go for coffee on a Friday? That's Monday stuff, Friday is for nude, beer swilling adventures. (I do wear clothes when I'm working though....most of the time anyway)

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I didn't know Friday Yuk stopped for that reason

by AV . In reply to Of course

I liked the dirty jokes personally. I'm not a nun and I'm over 18 too.

I don't drink coffee on Friday either unless theres a little somethin' in it.

As for nude beer swilling adventures, I'm more into wine, but if you want to drink beer in the nude, go ahead. I'm an equal opportunity swiller.

AV :^0

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mmmm....wine

by PurpleSkys In reply to I didn't know Friday Yuk ...

i like wine...especially Aussie wine, i think they have it figured out on how to make an awesome chardonnay!

Honestly, i don't drink coffee on friday nights either, tonight it's smirnoff ice \...yum :) hick :) Happy Friday good ppl

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No happy Friday for me

by .Martin. In reply to mmmm....wine

It's now Saturday...

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happy saturday

by PurpleSkys In reply to No happy Friday for me

my friend :)

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I miss Friday yuk

by .Martin. In reply to Of course

was one of the things that drew me into the site

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Feel free to fire one up anytime

by Oz_Media In reply to I miss Friday yuk

Any Friday yuou want to get one going, there's nothing stopping you.

I just stopped starting them when a certain peer turned into an adult joke search engine. He'd just post 5 then post another 5 and so on, as if nobody had Google.

It used to be fun, everyone would pick out an edgy but not over the top, overly censored joke. I'm always game if you want to revive it.

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I wondered what happened to the Friday Yuk

by Darryl~ Moderator In reply to Of course

I used to look forward to it....I seldom posted on it but always enjoyed the jokes.

Thanks for explaining that.

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That's just my perspective

by Oz_Media In reply to I wondered what happened ...

I stopped starting them and gave up posting to them at that point. Seems others followed and it fizzled out.

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