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What is your best excuse for skipping work?

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What is your best excuse for skipping work?

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I was reading a few on line blogs and mags. I thought about my reasons for calling in sick and why. What is your best call in sick and why?
One of mine was a woman who was more then interested in me, she would ask for me all the time. If I could not come to her desk she would find me. She then asked me to come to her house and look at her wireless setup. I told her that I do not do home repairs, she then convenced my boss that she works from home sometimes and needed her access point checked out. And I was the only one she wanted to do that. As much as I would have liked to fix her access point, I am sure it was a very fine device! I am married and have a son close to her age I do not need this kind of problem in my life. I called in and said I was a car accident and would be out for awhile.
Let me point out that she would display her uh..skills with vary nice blouses that would open too far and bring me food and other things to brighten my day, like a photo of her from glamer shots. Do not get me wrong she is a great looking 30 year old redhead, about 130 pounds and most of the guys stop talking and watch her go walking by. But if I was not married I would fix her access points all day long!
Now all the women are here are going to flame me but oh well;)