+ 0 Votes Quite easy actually Santee OH Smeg 3 years ago You are asking the wrong questions of Google and you need to enter the Search Parameters in the rest correctly. As for RTFM you also need to correctly enter the details to actually find the Manual as it's hidden in a Locked Filing Cabinet in the subbasement down blocked stairs with no lift and the lights have been removed. Fairly Typical Bureaucratic steps actually they hide what they don't want you finding and then ask why you didn't look there for the correct directions. Col + 0 Votes Is this boxfiddler Moderator 3 years ago an off-topic, 'metaphysical' thing? + 0 Votes Perhaps NexS 3 years ago The nature of your queries are darker than that which our (potentially flawed) googletron is legally obliged to answer. Or elsewhile. They say 'Computers are only as smart as the man who built them'. It has taken me a good 12 months to be able to decipher your posts with minimal dictionary references (though I still have it on-hand at all times), so how, then, do you expect a machine which is as smart as a man who has never met you, to be able to decipher your queries? + 0 Votes it is all a conspiracy. .Martin. 3 years ago see, Google is the mastermind behind all this, Google got their night minions to steal the manual, so that you couldn't use that. Google then beat up wolfram, till it agreed to help. after that Google and Wolfram wailed on the Library of Congress till it agreed not to say anything. the solution you say? First you have to go to the GDIP (Google Dome of Incomprehensible Pain) and defeat a level 25 minion, once you have done that , they will give you back your manual. + 0 Votes I thought the answer was ... Churdoo 3 years ago 42 + 0 Votes Please tell me that you didn't OH Smeg 3 years ago Google Google did you? If you did I have it on good authority that you will break the Internet. That could be exactly what your problem here is. :0 Col + 0 Votes RTFM? I have this one for you.... Peconet Tietokoneet 3 years ago http://www.rtfm.com/ It might be just what you are looking for. Though if your internet is not working it is not much of a help. + 0 Votes Crawl, walk, run. CharlieSpencer_Palmetto 3 years ago Before asking, "How?", start with, "What?" + 0 Votes Obviously, neilb@uk 3 years ago evaluate the wave function of the Universe and there you are. + 0 Votes How is it that I am......Poem Peconet Tietokoneet 3 years ago How is it that I am: yet what I am none cares or knows, My friends forsake me like a memory lost; How is it that I am the self-consumer of my woes, They rise and vanish in oblivious host, Like shades in love and death's oblivion lost; And yet how is it that I am! and live with shadows tost Into the nothingness of scorn and noise, Into the living sea of waking dreams, Where there is neither sense of life nor joys, But the vast shipwreck of my life's esteems; And e'en the dearest--that I loved the best-- Are strange--nay, rather stranger than the rest. How is it that I long for scenes where man has never trod; A place where woman never smil'd or wept; There to abide with my creator, God, And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept: Untroubling and untroubled where I lie; The grass below--above the vaulted sky.