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i wish to get in a cult

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i wish to get in a cult

faustin_j2000
hi frians i wish to ask how can some one get in a cult and if there is any want that can help with the sum of 25000 u.s dollers and i am waiting to get from any body and cath u at any time
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boxfiddler Moderator

has found us!

Honey with that much money and a good google search on the keyword 'cult' you shouldn't have any trouble finding what you're looking for. You might better spend your money on a good shrink.

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The Scummy One

to direct people my way!!! After all you know I am looking for more followers of Scum!

I am ashamed of you Boxy!!!

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boxfiddler Moderator

it's getting to me.

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The Scummy One

when I get enough followers I will need to start the newsletter.
and 25k woul dbe able to pay for the website AND newsletters for a couple of years :)

I might even consider trying to make 'Scummy' dolls -- LOL -- err, I mean 'Action Figures' :^0

Hmmm, I wonder how well they would sell on the store shelves?? Scummy Action Figures -- the kids would go wild! We can feature the collectibles for OTR and SEANFERD (give them extra cash from profits as well)...

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OnTheRopes

Lets get the cash rolling into this outfit. Money, money, money, money, money! Money!

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The Scummy One

to make a quick 'Scummy' buck


Edited: Hey, soon 'Scummy' bucks may even be worth more than the $

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GSG

"Lunatic Fringe". My brain immediately warped into the song from the 80s.

I think I'll go gouge my eardrums out now.

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boxfiddler Moderator

or 'the lunatic is on the grass'. Which didn't seem to fit somehow.

So sorry about your eardrums.

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OldER Mycroft

The cult will 'find' you! :^0

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ComputerCookie

Agents of Fortune album!

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I hear that they have a cult in schools. it is called "the learning cult". :) :)

Please post back if you have any more problems or questions.

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OldER Mycroft

As it warns:

"This site may contain explicit descriptions of, or may advocate one or more of the following: nudity, satanism, suicide, sodomy, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, adultery, murder, morbid violence, bad grammar, or any deviate sexual conduct in a violent context, or the use of illegal drugs or alcohol. But then again, it may not. Who knows."

Then again it may NOT be what you are looking for, but it IS a cult, and you can keep all your spondooliks 'coz it's free! :)

http://www.cultdeadcow.com/oldskool/


<Forgot the link>

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maecuff

a cult for 25K.

In my cult, we really don't do much other than go to work, raise our families and have fun when there's time. Interested?

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robo_dev

Just send a paypal payment of $25,000 to me and the benefits include.

- Regular cult email newsletters
- A special cult web page just for you
- An annual report of where your cult investment has been spent (ebay, tigerdirect)

Act now and receive one t-shirt and genuine hand-crafted membership card for this exclusive cult.

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The Scummy One

and yes, I take Donations.

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boxfiddler Moderator

the Church of Scum is always seeking new members. Get in on the ground floor, and perhaps if you are dedicated and ambitious you will find yourself a deacon, soon.

Better late than never?

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The Scummy One

So far I have 1 Apostle and a High Deacon. Every other position still needs to be filled

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boxfiddler Moderator

a person should get something for 25K.

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The Scummy One

inside of a startup religion/cult!! Plus, as I said, I could then afford the website, newsletter, etc. for more members

Once we have everything in place we can charge for 'services' and make some real bankage

Then the 'action figures' will hit the store shelves with an ad campaign

see, on the up and up!

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OldER Mycroft

The lifelike hands!

And it HAS to have a COA!! :^0

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w2ktechman

with real fire!!! :^0

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boxfiddler Moderator

the long-hair Scum hippie action figure, complete with tie-dye tshirt, buffalo sandals, and LSD size pupils.
Hmmm... it should be a brunette with brown eyes (being FOS and all).

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OldER Mycroft

I went to lectures for three years with a guy that fits that description!

He was at every lecture but he was never really there!

:^0

<History>

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w2ktechman

because I used to be so stoned all of the time, that even when I wasnt, people thought I was. ty Dye and all on my Ninja motorcycle.

And I never really was 'anywhere' in those days :0
In fact, more than once people associated me with Jim from 'Taxi' tv show...