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Civil engineer

CalvinBrave
Hello all,

A civil engineer is someone who designs, oversees the building of and supervises the maintenance of buildings, bridges, roads, green spaces and other public areas. An experienced civil engineer can start his own firm and contract with builders, architects and governments to create new structures or improve old ones. Before you can open your own civil engineering business, you must be educationally qualified and have the professional experience necessary to be able to work on your own and to supervise others.

Thank you
Calvin Brave
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    PurpleSkys Moderator

    Is this a response to someone's question or something?

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    OH Smeg

    A civil engineer is someone who designs, oversees the building of and supervises the maintenance of buildings, bridges, roads, green spaces and other public areas.

    We call them Targets for the Play Toys that some of our kind make.

    All of the above are excellent Targets for the different Toys that Mechanical Engineers design, oversee, build and maintain.

    Col

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    robo_dev

    I mean their socks might not match and they won't remember your birthday, but I've never met an un-civil engineer.... :)

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    HAL 9000 Moderator

    No one has ever described me that way. Mad ******* and things like that but never Civil. :^0

    Col

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    aidemzo_adanac

    I'll always consider you a mad *******, but then again, that's what I like about you too (why be normal? Those narcissists bore the **** out of me!).
    You're definitely my favorite mad ******* of all though !

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    aidemzo_adanac

    I usually called him DAD, to his face anyway (BIG engineer) but he was also a marine engineer, perhaps that's where the tides changed.

    Un-civil? Understatement.

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    aidemzo_adanac

    A couch potato is someone who spends all day doing nothing but watching TV. playing video games and stuffing their face. An experienced couch potato will have an enormous belly and bad acne, hemmorhoids, irregular constitution and a poor sleeping pattern. Before you can become a couch potato you will need a lack of education, a large food delivery budget, a very old couch that you sink into (making it harder to get up) a TV with plenty of cable channels or a video game console with addictive games.

    Thank you all
    Fat Arsed lazy bast*rd

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    PurpleSkys Moderator

    Is this a response to someone's question or something?

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    OH Smeg

    A civil engineer is someone who designs, oversees the building of and supervises the maintenance of buildings, bridges, roads, green spaces and other public areas.

    We call them Targets for the Play Toys that some of our kind make.

    All of the above are excellent Targets for the different Toys that Mechanical Engineers design, oversee, build and maintain.

    Col

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    robo_dev

    I mean their socks might not match and they won't remember your birthday, but I've never met an un-civil engineer.... :)

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    HAL 9000 Moderator

    No one has ever described me that way. Mad ******* and things like that but never Civil. :^0

    Col

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    aidemzo_adanac

    I'll always consider you a mad *******, but then again, that's what I like about you too (why be normal? Those narcissists bore the **** out of me!).
    You're definitely my favorite mad ******* of all though !

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    aidemzo_adanac

    I usually called him DAD, to his face anyway (BIG engineer) but he was also a marine engineer, perhaps that's where the tides changed.

    Un-civil? Understatement.

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    aidemzo_adanac

    A couch potato is someone who spends all day doing nothing but watching TV. playing video games and stuffing their face. An experienced couch potato will have an enormous belly and bad acne, hemmorhoids, irregular constitution and a poor sleeping pattern. Before you can become a couch potato you will need a lack of education, a large food delivery budget, a very old couch that you sink into (making it harder to get up) a TV with plenty of cable channels or a video game console with addictive games.

    Thank you all
    Fat Arsed lazy bast*rd