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A couch potato is someone who spends all day doing nothing but watching TV. playing video games and stuffing their face. An experienced couch potato will have an enormous belly and bad acne, hemmorhoids, irregular constitution and a poor sleeping pattern. Before you can become a couch potato you will need a lack of education, a large food delivery budget, a very old couch that you sink into (making it harder to get up) a TV with plenty of cable channels or a video game console with addictive games.

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