All about jkameleon
Industry: Banking/Accounting/Financial Services
Role: Software / Applications Development
I've worked with more programming languages & different systems I care to remember. Nevertheless, I don't have the exact skill set, and I don't intend to, either. My IT career consists mostly of gazing in computer screen with a dead eyes while emulating a thought process of a ruminating cow, and waiting for a layoff that never comes. How come that they always miss me, and downsize only the ones that actually work? Must be some kind of Bukowski effect: 'I always started a job with the feeling that I'd soon quit or be fired, and this gave me a relaxed manner that was mistaken for intelligence or some secret power.' (Factotum) It's a shitty job, in a shitty profession. I don't mind the paycheck, though. Oh, and... if you are one of those guys looking for rotten apples fearing they'll spoil the barrel- don't worry about me. I'm just a rotten apple in the barrel of compost.