Explore. Enjoy. Laugh. Share. A TEASER OF THE BEST COLLECTION OF FUNNY, NAUGHTY SAYINGS by the iconic Ras Fucius.A parody of the insightful quips by the legendary Chinese philosopher, but with a naughty twist, this sordid collection of original knee-slappin', belly-bustin' naughty sayings are sure to delight, amuse and cause a few blushes.FEATURES:ENJOY. A teaser of original, funny naughty sayings at your fingertips and ready to lighten any moment. A great, fun read at bedtime, party-time, lazy time or while on the go. Swipe right or left to load the next or previous naughty saying.RANDOMIZE. Feeling a bit adventurous? Put your pleasure in Ras's hand. Just tap the saying counter button and a saying is randomly picked. Tap again to keep the suspense and laughter going!LISTING. Every saying is available in the scrollable list. A particular saying had you in stitches the other day? Flip through the list to quickly find it, then with one tap you're reliving the great experience. Or explore other sayings in a flexible way.SAVE. Easily add the sayings that most rub you the right way to your favourites for instant gratification later when you want them.WITTY FEEDBACK. Interactive feedback from Ras Fucius as he conjures up another rib-tickling saying.SHARE. Don't be a meanie! Share the naughty sayings and the laughs with your friends and family with a simple tap.What are you waiting for? Take the plunge. Download your very own collection of original, funny, naughty sayings by Ras Fucius now.WARNING: You may never look at a sausage the same again.
