Well, you did it! We’re happy to present the complete guide
to using canned air — 76 member suggestions, added to our original 26 uses. (Should we shoot for 201?) Note: This list is also available as a download.

#1 Use along with milk to create a fake cappuccino.

#2 Added incentive during “Roach Races.”

#3 Instant methane removal from office or cubicle.

#4 Can be used to re-create that “Great Northeastern
Wind a Blowin” when calling clients.

#5 A quick and sometimes efficient way to give yourself that
“harried” look at the office — to be avoided by toupee wearers.

#6 Having a bad hair day? Then slap some water on your head,
smooth your hair and dry it without having to bend over to get to the hand

#7 Quick burn relief: Use sparingly, or you’ll end up with
freezer burn, too.

#8 Dog training — it’s better than whistling.

#9 Cat removal — a quick PSSSSSSSSSSSST is guaranteed to
scare even the toughest alley cat.

#10 Cleaning the lint buildup out of your navel on really
slow days. And why is the lint always blue?

#11 Aim at the top of the cubicle cabinet toward the person
on the other side to move dust and other miscellaneous debris to where it
rightly belongs.

#12 Use the cooling nature of canned air to heat up your
office in the cold winter months. Just spray the thermostat with a healthy shot
of canned air, and wait for the heat to kick in!

#13 While can is behind your back, follow someone into the
elevator and a good, long blast, then look around excitedly exclaiming that
you’re too young to die this way.

#14 Give a whistle the energy it needs to convince your boss
the evacuation alarm sounded.

#15 Conserve trees by blowing the seeds and excrement from
the bottom of bird cages, thus saving the paper for further usage.

#16 Clean the crumbs from a bucket seat.

#17 Don’t handle them directly – blow the dust off those
mouse balls!

#18 Ear wax removal. Place three drops of warm salt water in
the ear canal. Allow to set for one minute. Hold air-straw two inches from ear
canal, BLOW… see if you can hit someone with the flying wax.

#19 Blowing liquid through a straw. With the use of
compressed air, the liquid can be blown farther. With the use of 1/2″
diameter plastic tubing, and a midnight tube-running office visit, it can be
blown on unsuspecting co-workers from behind closed doors.

#20 Rev up that grill: Stand back about two feet and rev up
your charcoal grill fire with a few blows!

#21 Blowing up skirts a la Marilyn

#22 Wart removal: Invert can, spray to freeze wart.

#23 Freeze gum that is stuck in the carpet or upholstery and
then remove with a putty knife.

#24 Removing cats from keyboards.

#25 Removing annoying non-IT coworkers (they usually think
it’s some sort of harmful chemical).

#26 Removing toilet water from a cell phone dropped there by
my 16-year-old.

#27 Paperweight — particularly useful while using another
can to dust desk.

#28 On slow days, draw a shuffleboard diagram on a tabletop;
use canned air to shoot bottle caps to score.

#29 Canned air is perfect for cleaning the cut whiskers out
of your electric razor.

#30 Cleaning residue from coffee grinder.

#31 Blowing excess cheese out of your Mac ‘n Cheese.

#32 Inflating understuffed ravioli
to create the illusion of overstuffed.

#33 Put a froth of foam on your coffee, and it’s cheaper
than Starbucks.

#34 Turn the can upside down and quickly cool your favorite
flavor of Jell-O after boiling it in the microwave. Particularly effective for green Jell-O.

#35 Also great for that half-bottle of Mountain Dew on the
corner of the desk when you just won’t drink it warm.

#36 Fill can with mildly pressurized, purified air (nothing
but 78% N2, 21% O2, 0.94% Ar2, 0.03% CO2 and a 0.03% mix of other natural
elemental gases). This results in a colorless and odorless mixture. Then,
whenever you tire of the smell and poisons of pollution, just spray the pure
air in your face and breathe deep!

#37 Indoor Model Rocketry: Take one of those handy little
film canisters normally used for holding case screws – tape rocket style fins
to the canister. Important: the fat end of the fins must be at the open end of
the canister. While holding the canister open end up invert the canned air and
spray into the canister for several seconds creating a 1/8 inch deep pool of
propellant. Immediately place the cap on the canister and place cap down on any
level surface. In a matter of moments the “Indoor Rocket” is launched
at extremely high speed into the air / ceiling tiles / boss’s office.

#38 Support the wind power industry by keeping the turbines
going whenever the wind drops.

#39 Spray liberally to cool the air when global warming
heats it.

#40 Spray liberally to warm the air when global warming
produces unusually cold weather.

#41 Blowing bubbles; simply insert into the little bottle
and zillions of bubble appear from nowhere.

#42 Emergency can of air for fish tank, when the fish tank
pump breaks down.

#43 Help blow milk out of you nose.

#44 Shoot paper wads out of straw.

#45 Play air hockey at McDonalds with Triangle Straw.

#46 Turn pages in your Smart Computing Magazine.

#47 Creating dust devils — insert into bag of powdered sugar
and let it rip.

#48 Emergency outboard motor.

#49 Defeathering noisy parakeets.

#50 Chocolate milk stirrer.

#51 Blow it in the face of your dog to create the illusion
of hanging head out of window while driving.

#52 Blow in your cat’s face so she can pretend she is being
chased by the dog in the car.

#53 Forcing sand further into sensitive machinery to
increase wear factor.

#54 Cooling down the arm pits, especially when hot and wet.

# 55 Since the canned air doesn’t contain air, but some
heavier than air gas — it can be used to make “heavy balloons” that
fall to the ground like bricks. Sure to amaze your coworkers!

#56 Irritate next door’s pit bull.

#57 See just how big you can inflate a bull frog before it

#58 Turn the pages on a calendar once a month.

#59 Win every time playing balloon-keep-up.

#60 There are a lot of machines in the lab and the white
noise tends to lull tired technicians to sleep. A squirt of canned air to the
ear wakes ’em right up!

#61 Humane fly swatter.

#62 A very short shot of air will force ink into a refilled
cartridge. Insert in fill hole, cover with paper towel and give a burst. Ink
will flow from the jet nozzle of the cartridge. Too much air will make a mess!

#63 Use to blow out windshield wiper hose.

#64 Tape can to model boat, then tape down nozzle and put
in water.

#65 Use a lot of cases of air to blow off leaves from yard.

#66 Blow out rain gutters.

#67 Blow bubbles in bath water.

#68 Irritate wasps.

#69 Help get kites off the ground.

#70 Blow sand into your brother’s shorts.

#71 Insert into front of pants and cool down.

#72 As a fishing aid: Use the canned air to sail the line

#73 Keeping the cat off of the sofa.

#74 Chill a pitcher of tea, put can into tea and pull

#75 If you have nothing but a warm can of soda and the ice
tray is empty, you can freeze the water in the bottom of a paper cup…invert
the can and spray inside the cup.

#76 Freezing body parts of unwelcome visitors in your office
— invert the can, aim at body part and squeeze while informing the user that
you don’t take walk-in requests. If repeated with sufficient frequency and
consistency this should elicit a Pavlovian response
and create an aversion to not following the correction procedure for submitting
a help ticket.

#77 Cooling solder.

#78 Removing chewed off fingernails from keyboard.

#79 Cleaning piercings.

#80 Making obnoxious armpit noises — insert straw in armpit,
squeeze arm to side of body, and press trigger.

#81 Expelling ants from your work area.

#82 Cooling your coffee in a caffeine emergency.

#83 Removing irritants from bra without having to disrobe.

#84 Ejecting the fluff from between toes while avoiding
actual contact.

#85 Cooling skin within a cast.

#86 As an air-brush propellant.

# 87 Playing the English game of
“Blow Football”
— traditionally played by
blowing through straws, but expeditious use of canned air makes for longer and
more challenging games with reduced risk of asphyxiation.

#88 Ridding infrequently used power supplies of brown
recluse spiders (this happened…).

#89 Cooling your feet off without having to remove socks or
shoes — insert straw in sock and squeeze trigger. Be warned that this has the added bonus of
liberally distributing body odor if you suffer from this problem.

#90 Adding foam to hot chocolate.

#91 Locating precisely which tooth it is that has become
cold sensitive.

#92 Painting with hot and cold.

#93 Blasting the crud out of mice.

#94 The Incredible Growing Putty Ball.

#95 Firing small missiles.

#96 Surprising a napping cat.

#97 Confusing telemarketers — not as effective as an air
horn, but still quite alarming.

#98 Drying skate bearings.

#99 Clearing sinuses (don’t try this).

#100 Inflating balloons.

#101 Quick-drying PlayDoh
sculptures of miniature donkeys made at desk on slow days.