I am not an Apple fan boy normally, but this new product has me all excited with anticipation. The new intuitive interface is going to revolutionize how we interact with computers. The product release is a good year away, but I am going to hold all future gadget purchases until this baby comes out.

Now, before you get all excited, yes, I know it is a joke. I needed a good laugh on a long Monday – I hope you get a laugh out of it too. Thank goodness for the Onion News Network.