For those of you who totally swear you’re the most awesomest HALO 3 player to ever live but, as a result, don’t have the attention span to leaf through an unabridged copy of the Guinness Book of World Records, relief has come at last.

Behold, Guinness World Records – Gamer’s Edition 2008. It’s got all the records you actually care about, from marathon GTA IV pwnage to ancient history like Pac-Man mastery and extreme Pongification. Oh, and if the book is too analog for you — after all, if it doesn’t come direct through Google, it doesn’t exist — there’s always the Guinness for Gamers Web site, which cuts down on all that useless reading even further, thanks to online forums and videos. Game on.

(Found via Geeks of Doom.)