Life was simpler in the early 1980s. Michael Jackson was still awesome and talented, as a opposed to creepier and strange. Darth Vader was still mysterious and powerful, rather than a goth-borged whiny teenager who can’t act. If only there were some way to sum up that halcyon era into 60 seconds of pure, unfettered ’80s-ness. Oh, wait, here it is. Internet fandom, is there nothing you can’t do?