Demotivators: You’ll laugh because they’re true

by Bill Detwiler in Security

on February 24, 2006, 5:34 AM PST

Demotivators: You’ll laugh because they’re true

I just posted a new gallery of Demotivators lithographs from Despair, Inc. Skip the delusions that motivational products induce and head straight for the disappointments that follow with these soul-crushingly depressing Demotivators.

By Bill Detwiler

Bill Detwiler is the Editor for Technical Content and Ecosystem at Celonis. He is the former Editor in Chief of TechRepublic and previous host of TechRepublic's Dynamic Developer podcast and Cracking Open, CNET and TechRepublic's popular online show. Previously, Bill was an IT manager in the social research and energy industries. He has bachelor's and master's degrees from the University of Louisville, where he has also lectured on computer crime and crime prevention.

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Demotivators: You’ll laugh because they’re true