A Christmas Story Leg LampMade famous by 1987’s A Christmas Story, you too can have the soft-glow of electric sex gleaming in the window for the holidays.

Available at the A Christmas Story House Gift Shop, the full-size reproduction at 45″ (to include the wooden shipping box) will make all the neighbors surely stop and marvel at your Major Award.

While the film glossed over the details of the contest and the major award won by Old Man Parker, in Jean Shepherd’s short story, “My Old Man And The Lascivious Special Award That Heralded The Birth Of Pop Art,” it was revealed that the leg was the logo of the contest’s sponsor, the Nehi bottling company.

“The greatest Christmas gift I had ever received, or would ever receive,” says it all!

 Happy Holidays, everyone!