Instant vacation: The Sick Day Handbook

by Jay Garmon in After Hours

on July 18, 2006, 2:47 AM PDT

Instant vacation: The Sick Day Handbook

Straight from the Ferris Bueller’s Day Off playbook comes this little gem, courtesy of ThinkGeek: “Tips and tricks for turning any day into a sick day. Today is too pretty to go to work. And, it’s your birthday. Don’t take a personal day – take a sick day. This book will help you build a ...

Straight from the Ferris Bueller’s Day Off playbook comes this little gem, courtesy of ThinkGeek:

“Tips and tricks for turning any day into a sick day.

Today is too pretty to go to work. And, it’s your birthday. Don’t take

a personal day – take a sick day. This book will help you build a

convincing ‘story’ so you won’t get caught.”

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