JavaOne, Sun’s developer conference, began today with a series of announcements — before that could happen though, the lines needed to be traversed.
Lines, Lines, Lines
The lines to get into today’s keynote extended outside the pavilion
More Lines, Lines, Lines
And continued all the way to the end of the block
So many Safari Windows
Pre-keynote entertainment consisted of a series of Safari windows with changing content, to the tune of some beats provided by DJ Anon. The significance of which still alludes me.
No announcement with the impact of JavaFX would be complete without the appearance of the “Father of Java”, Dr. James Gosling
The punters pour out of the keynote. JavaOne 2007, it is claimed, to have broken previous attendance records — so the number of people trying to get out of four doors is quite large.
Schwartz and Green
Jonathan Schwartz, CEO and president of Sun, and Rich Green, executive vice president, software, answer some questions after the keynote.
When it all gets too much to handle, there is always the chill out areas.
Chill out — Old School Style
These kids and their new beeping gadgets don’t know the meaning of fun. Not when you have foosball, cocktail video games and Asteroids available!
Chill out — New School Style
If you get sick of the people with grey beards yapping on about the “good ol’ days”, you can always turn to some XBox 360 action and headphones to drown them out.
Session rooms are for n00bs!
Why go into a small room with uncomfortable seating when you can stay out on some bean bags and live it up?.
If you have too much cash
You can always spend big on Java paraphernalia, this is on top of the standard loot that all attendees receive.