i_am_the_intersect.pngAudiences — and nerds in particular — love the TV show Chuck because it makes being a know-it-all IT geek into a superpower that allows you to fight crime and date a mega-hot secret agent. The secret to Chuck’s success? “I am the Intersect,” the sum of all covert intelligence analysis possessed by the U.S. government. Also, he listens to Arcade Fire, plays Call of Duty, and watches Dune. You too can honor and emulate these dorktacular skills and abilities — or just confuse your coworkers by declaring that you (or your coffee) is also the Intersect. Genius.