Let’s stop pretending that Linux enthusiasts really want to be accepted by the middling sheep that actually believe Windows or OS X are adequate operating systems. Linux is simply better software, and Linux users are simply better people.
Stop hiding that open source light under a bushel, just admit it: You’re an arrogant Linux elitist — and proud of it! Now there’s a t-shirt that does the talking for you, so you need not sully your voice by crashing it upon the ears of the great unwashed hordes of proprietary software users. Ahhh, that’s better.