The cake is a lie - shirtThis is perhaps our most obscure geek shirt recommendation ever. Anyone who has played through Half-Life 2‘s complete Orange Box set knows that when a passive-aggressive supercomputer promises you cake, you’ll end up up with heartache and misery. (Also, possibly, a bizarrely catchy musical interlude.) Just like those stock options the dot-com start-up promised would be worth millions, it turns out the cake is a lie.