I seem to recall a wise man (or maybe it was Hannibal Lecter) once said

that we are judged by that which we covet. Since nobody has taken any

really demeaning personal shots at me in the last 15 minutes, I thought

I’d open for criticism that which I covet. So, for you viewing

pleasure, I present the following:

Such are the things that a Trivia Geek covets. Know them and know my suddenly-way-less-secret shame.