Video: Never take a contracting job for the Galactic Empire

by Jay Garmon in Tech & Work

on April 17, 2007, 4:53 AM PDT

Video: Never take a contracting job for the Galactic Empire

Youtube clip from the classic Kevin Smith indie film Clerks debating why contractors should never take jobs from the Galactic Empire, especially when the term “Death Star” appears on the employment agreement. Hey contractors: Do your personal politics play a role in which jobs you accept (and would you turn down the opportunity to help ...

Youtube clip from the classic Kevin Smith indie film Clerks debating why contractors should never take jobs from the Galactic Empire, especially when the term “Death Star” appears on the employment agreement. Hey contractors: Do your personal politics play a role in which jobs you accept (and would you turn down the opportunity to help work on a planet-destroying superweapon)?

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