Everyone has seen Star Wars, right? Well no, not exactly. But that’s no reason not to pretend you know what the most successful movie franchise ever — sci-fi or otherwise — was all about. Thus, we give you a brief plot synopsis of the original Star Wars trilogy, as told by a girl who hasn’t actually seen any of the movies. For we geeks who wonder why and how people don’t “get” our love of the original Jedi tales, this should painfully and hilariously open some eyes. The ironic low-budget visuals really help sell it, too.

(Found via Geekologie.)