I survived a Japanese Windows 3.1 commercial

There's a game show on 'another network' based on a Japanese game show, but this? I don't even know where to begin.

There's a game show on "another network" based on a Japanese game show, but this? I don't even know where to begin.

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My Japanese is pretty much nonexistent, but just from the "acting" alone, this must be the weirdest commercial I've ever seen. It looks to be for Windows 3.1 of all things. I think a lot of people have the same reaction to Windows, but not in a good way.