Ok, this is my first time ever trying this blogging thing, so please bear with me and try not to be too harsh with me while I try to figure it out. I guess I'll be randomly spewing forth whatever happens to come to mind at the moment, so there's no telling what you may run into here. I was about to say something along the lines of "scream of consciousness", but about 6 million and twelve people are already using that, so I guess I'll just say -- no, "diarrhea of the mind" is just too gross. Let's call it random garbage. Like Forrest's momma always used to say, "Alan's head is like a baby's butt - kinda soft, and you never know what's gonna come out of it."