Yes, I've been blog posting infrequently (a trend that shall continue
later this week when I take vacation). This irregularity, besides being
due to absurd levels of laziness, is also more recently attributable to
preparations and anxiety over my 10th high school class reunion, which
occurred on Saturday (yes, I am in fact the youngest guy in this
office, and no, I don't get lambasted for that nearly as often I'd
This was an awkward night. As I still live in my hometown (Me? Loser?
Why do you ask?), I've kept up with a great many of my high school
friends. And by a great many I mean almost everyone I didn't part with on awkward terms.
It's a well established fact that I was something of a complete jack@$
for most of my high school years, at least until my senior year, when I
started dating my eventual wife (after college, I married my high
The great majority of my ill repute was earned in romantic circles,
which is not surprising, since I committed the cardinal sin of courting
not one, but two pairs of best friends (in succession, not
simultaneously), and parted with three of the four under less than
amicable circumstances. So me going to this reunion was not entirely
dissimilar to Bill Gates showing up at MacWorld. Bold, but very likely
to end in disaster.
Only one of the two pairs of ex-girlfriends showed up, and thankfully
one of them was the beneficiary of the amicable parting. The other,
well, we exchanged forced pleasantries and managed to avoid speaking
directly to one another both during the reunion and the afterparty at a
So here's where it gets weird: I felt an overwhelming sense of regret
that I didn't get the chance to apologize to her for being such an
awful person over a decade ago. Obviously, the instinct wasn't strong
enough that I was compelled to overcome the awkwardness and act upon
it, but it was there. I'm probably just being narcissitic in assuming
that my actions left any lasting impact on the lady in question, but I
still feel I owed the apology, and feel bad I didn't offer it.
Now here's where it gets really weird: I went to high school
with a blind genius. Seriously. I was good friends with a visually
imparied guy in high school who was both an absurdly talented musician
and mathematician (he missed only one SAT math question, and that's
without the benefit of scratch paper—he did it all in his head—and
has played music for U.S. presidents). He's now writing a jazz textbook
and studying to become a shamanistic psychotherapist—a jazz shaman. He
and I got together for the first time in a decade this weekend, and
It was exhilirating, and wonderfully intellectually exhausting, and
made me want to get all my unresolved high school crap squared away.
Which I didn't, naturally.
I think that stung most of all, that I didn't feel worthy of the
accolades (insecure much?). Of course, if I was really this self-aware,
I'd remark on the fact that I'm writing all this while wearing my
trademark Star Trek uniform (hey, it's Halloween, and it matches my site author photo,
so I consider this casual work dress), and getting ready to head home
and host an All Hallows Chili Cookoff for a few of my closest
contemporary friends. It ain't all bad, and I've come a long way in ten
years, but I'm still wondering if I can get where I want to go without
cleaning up the messes of where I've been (and if I can get away with
having a blog-catharsis at work).
Uncertainty, thy name is Garmon.