Bacon taped to a cat - Why I never doubt my Jedi Master

When John Scalzi says he's going to tape bacon to his cat, by god, he's going to tape bacon to his cat.

Bacon on a cat

There's a reason this man is my unwitting (and likely unwilling) Jedi Master.

And for all you crunchy-granola animal lovers out there, not to worry, Ghlaghghee (pronounced fluffy) was not harmed during this little display of childish procrastination—as is documented in Ghlaghghee's Blog. Also for the record, Ghlaghghee is a Human Resources professional, and Ghlaghghee's favorite book is Scalzi's Old Man's War.

The Internet is a strange, strange place my friends.

By Jay Garmon

Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can a...