Bacon taped to a cat - Why I never doubt my Jedi Master

When John Scalzi says he's going to tape bacon to his cat, by god, he's going to tape bacon to his cat.

Bacon on a cat

There's a reason this man is my unwitting (and likely unwilling) Jedi Master.

And for all you crunchy-granola animal lovers out there, not to worry, Ghlaghghee (pronounced fluffy) was not harmed during this little display of childish procrastination--as is documented in Ghlaghghee's Blog. Also for the record, Ghlaghghee is a Human Resources professional, and Ghlaghghee's favorite book is Scalzi's Old Man's War.

The Internet is a strange, strange place my friends.