By
Jay Garmon
When John Scalzi says he's going to tape bacon to his cat, by god, he's going to tape bacon to his cat.
There's a reason this man is my unwitting (and likely unwilling) Jedi Master.
And for all you crunchy-granola animal lovers out there, not to worry, Ghlaghghee (pronounced fluffy) was not harmed during this little display of childish procrastination—as is documented in Ghlaghghee's Blog. Also for the record, Ghlaghghee is a Human Resources professional, and Ghlaghghee's favorite book is Scalzi's Old Man's War.
The Internet is a strange, strange place my friends.
