How does a Galactic Empire recruit new Storm Troopers in the wake of a lost Death Star? Why, by appealing to the (ahem) natural instincts (cough) of hot-blooded Imperial citizens everywhere. These parody posters say it all.
OK, so you're the Galactic Empire, you've ruled everything short of the Outer Rim for almost two decades, but that infuriating Rebel Alliance has just destroyed the very same Death Star you spent most of that time building. You've long since exhausted most of the original clone troopers that got your whole New Order started, and you need to refresh your image--and bring in some new troops--to quell any serious thoughts of insurrection. What do you do?
Why, you issue a series of blatantly cheesecake Imperial recruitment posters! That should get every hot-blooded male human this side of of Tatooine demanding to transmit his application to the Academy this season, moisture harvest or no!
- Do you part. Serve!
- Work with exotic creatures!
- Death Star: Next planet!
- Build it right. Make it bite!
- Join! It's your duty!