So what does a fellow do you do if he's built his castle on swampland and needs to acquire some more stable real estate to further his future investments? Why, he looks for his one true love—a woman who can fill out this t-shirt from ThinkGeek. And if you can't have true love, at least make sure she has the requisite huge tracts of land.
For the five of you out there who have absolutely no idea what we're talking about, stop everything and further your education with this video: Monty Python's "The Tale of Sir Lancelot"—it will explain everything.And for the record, no, this does not come in men's sizes or styles. All kidding aside, however, I refer you to this important pledge: ThinkGeek will donate $1 of the proceeds from each Huge Tracts of Land t-shirt sold during the month of October to Susan G. Komen for the Cure.
TiggerTwo, I expect you'll be needing one of these straight away. I'm buying one for Mrs. Trivia Geek right now.
Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can also follow him on his personal blog.