Darth Vader + Thriller = Musical Awesome

If only there were some way to sum up early 1980s pop fandom into 60 seconds of pure, unfettered excellence. Oh, wait, here it is.

Life was simpler in the early 1980s. Michael Jackson was still awesome and talented, as a opposed to creepier and strange. Darth Vader was still mysterious and powerful, rather than a goth-borged whiny teenager who can't act. If only there were some way to sum up that halcyon era into 60 seconds of pure, unfettered '80s-ness. Oh, wait, here it is. Internet fandom, is there nothing you can't do?