) has a techno-culinary hack prepared to satisfy and/or terrify your favorite Tardis-toting Time Lord: A chocolate Dalek cake
. Fair warning, the directions involve the use of a number of British snack cakes which don't have direct translation in the U.S—but rest assurred an assortment of Hostess cupcakes
, and Ding Dongs
make viable hack-a-snack substitutes. You'll also need about a gallon of milk choclate, some chocolate chip cookies, a few chocolate bars, and probably some Whoppers to complete the conversion (to say nothing of an insulin drip). Or you could just eBay the British stuff. Now, about that cinnamon Cyberman...