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EX-TER-MIN-ATE hunger: Bake a chocolate Dalek

Choco-DalekChocablog (via BoingBoing) has a techno-culinary hack prepared to satisfy and/or terrify your favorite Tardis-toting Time Lord: A chocolate Dalek cake. Fair warning, the directions involve the use of a number of British snack cakes which don't have direct translation in the U.S—but rest assurred an assortment of Hostess cupcakes, Ho-Hos, and Ding Dongs make viable hack-a-snack substitutes. You'll also need about a gallon of milk choclate, some chocolate chip cookies, a few chocolate bars, and probably some Whoppers to complete the conversion (to say nothing of an insulin drip). Or you could just eBay the British stuff. Now, about that cinnamon Cyberman...

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Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can a...

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