I'm ba-ack!

The long winter's nap of extended holiday vacationing is over, and I am

returned to my bloggish duties. Good news on the Wacky Linux Adventures

front, which I'll detail later, and plenty of fodder—on-topic and

off—thanks to a spate of feverishly unrealistic New Year's resolutions.

For now, however, I have a stack of work piled up from my unearned respite, so its back to the salt mines.

By Jay Garmon

Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can a...