Instant vacation: The Sick Day Handbook

Straight from the Ferris Bueller's Day Off playbook comes this little gem, courtesy of ThinkGeek:

"Tips and tricks for turning any day into a sick day.

Today is too pretty to go to work. And, it's your birthday. Don't take

a personal day - take a sick day. This book will help you build a

convincing 'story' so you won't get caught."

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