Photos: If Darth Vader were designed by Japanese schoolgirls...

Via about ten different sources, I found these photos, but Warren Ellis made them most convenient for me. Let's start with the obvious: Thou Shalt Not Photoshop the Dark Lord of the Sith!

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I really have no rational response to these photos. I just want to burn the images out of my mind. But they haunt me, you know. I cannot unsee them.

By Jay Garmon

Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger -- amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can a...