Secret to cloaking devices, teleporters discovered--it's coffee!

Klingon cloaking has finally revealed the secret behind the Klingons' cloaking device technology, as well as the Federation's vaunted transporters--a good cup o' joe. You can buy a pair of thermo-sensitive mugs that mimic these two iconic sci-fi effects whenever you fill them with a sufficiently hot beverage. The Klingon Bird of Prey will disappear, translating its caption into the English script of "Death Before Dishonor." Meanwhile, the Transporter Mug will simply dematerialize Kirk, Spock, and McCoy (who is probably none too keen on the process) in reaction to your steaming dose of java. No word yet on a Next Generation version that reacts exclusively to Earl Grey, or a DS9 incarnation that's partial to raktajino

By Jay Garmon

Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger -- amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can a...