Super Mario - Communist Infiltrator?

Bless you, reddit, for sending me wonderful amusements such as this:

"Beware brainwashed fools, for

this stunning expose will change the way you look at your

favorite Nintendo hero forever. No longer the innocent

Brooklyn plumbers, it now appears Mario and Luigi are nothing

more than communist puppets engineered to program, oh so

subtly, Marxist ideals into our impressionable minds!"

Down with koopa!

Violent uprising

Commie mario

It's days like this that give me hope for the future of humanity. Well, that and leftover Easter candy.