Bless you, reddit, for sending me wonderful amusements such as this:
"Beware brainwashed fools, for
this stunning expose will change the way you look at your
favorite Nintendo hero forever. No longer the innocent
Brooklyn plumbers, it now appears Mario and Luigi are nothing
more than communist puppets engineered to program, oh so
subtly, Marxist ideals into our impressionable minds!"
It's days like this that give me hope for the future of humanity. Well, that and leftover Easter candy.