More to the point, you're not just from any ramshackle hall in the mighty CWU, you're from the most notorious chapter in the entire system, Local 1337. The crew that brought down Initech and isn't afraid to get a little NSFW when a printer gets out of line. And that's just the beginning, because when the revolution comes, anybody who gets cute with a paper jam gets beat down. Wear the shirt, and get the respect you deserve.
Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can also follow him on his personal blog.