T-shirt: Sith Army Knife


Honestly, who needs an average, everyday multi-tool when you can get a lightsaber-enhanced cutting device attached to your keychain. Sure, it's not TSA compliant, but who cares when it can cut through any solid short of cortosis. From Threadless via Neatorama.

By Jay Garmon

Jay Garmon has a vast and terrifying knowledge of all things obscure, obtuse, and irrelevant. One day, he hopes to write science fiction, but for now he'll settle for something stranger — amusing and abusing IT pros. Read his full profile. You can a...