While most geeks love Google with an unhealthy passion, even the most ardent "Don't be evil" fanboy still harbors a tiny bit of resentment that the so-awesome-we-wish-it-was-so promise of working for Google on the moon was a total April Fool's fake out. Don't be so hard on the search engine overlords, as they were just continuing a long tradition of promoting fake products and events on April 1st that we all wish were real...like these 10 pranks.
While most geeks love Google with an unhealthy passion, even the most ardent "Don't be evil" fanboy still harbors a tiny bit of resentment that the so-awesome-we-wish-it-was-so promise of working for Google on the moon was a total April Fool's fake out. Don't be so hard on our benevolent search engine overlords, as they were just continuing a long tradition of promoting fake products and events on April 1st. Products that we all wish were real, like the 10 listed below.10. Smell-O-Vision - In 1965, the BBC aired an April 1 news story about a man who had found a way to broadcast smells over TV airwaves, a technology that was "demonstrated" by brewing coffee and chopping onions on camera. The joke was plausible because real Smell-O-Vision was tested in movie theaters in 1960 — but only once, and to such meager reaction the whole effort was abandoned immediately. Trust me, the Food Network would only be improved by this tech becoming real, though certain episodes of Dirty Jobs, CSI, and MythBusters might need a whole new kind of viewer discretion advisory, to say nothing of Star Trek reruns (mmmm...fresh roasted redshirt). 9. BMW Instant Messaging - In 2007, BMW advertised a new options package that combined voice-recognition software and adapted Heads-Up Display tech to create the ultimate instigator of road rage. With BMW-IM, your Beemer recognized any choice words you had for the driver in front of you, and then autogenerated a reverse-text display of your statement on your windshield, so the driver could read it in the rearview mirror. Personally, I think the obvious safety concerns are outweighed by the comedic possibilities of BMW-IM. And once it gets a Twitter tie-in, we're talking Web 2.0 gold. 8. Jovian-Plutonian gravitational effect - In 1976, British celebrity astronomer Dr. Patrick Moore told his BBC radio audience that a rare alignment of Pluto and Jupiter with Earth would result in gravitational cascade effect, allowing people to jump higher than normal. Hundreds of listeners called in confirming the "floating sensation" Moore facetiously predicted, proving exactly how badly we all want to fly. Or lose weight without dieting. 7. Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP) - Every year, the Internet Engineering Task Force publishes a fake Request for Comments on April 1, but none is so gallingly unfulfilled as 1998's RFC 2324, which laid out a specification for extending the Hyper Text Transfer Protocol to control Internet-connected coffee pots (it also had error codes for handling teapots). Since no one took the RFC seriously, all we are left with are Web-connected coffee pots with gaping security holes — the kind that decent standards compliance could have prevented. 6. The Google Copernicus Center - It's Google. On the moon. It's a half-step removed from The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. What more do you need to know? Check out the top five April Fool's pranks we wish were real.